alilshifty:

I need a part 2 to this

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iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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telernarketing:

talking to someone and they go offline straight away

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So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sexytime…

altraragazza:

It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.

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sexhaver:scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

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today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this

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